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From the Winged Hussars scaring me awake, to Sabaton Open Air: My journey as a Sabaton fan (the Intro)

I have a thing for long titles. I'm pretty sure that's from my love of bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Cobra Starship, Paramore... you get it. Anyways, I cannot in good conscience begin this introduction to the blog series I'm going to be doing without showing you the title properly formatted, so here you are:

From the Winged Hussars scaring me awake, to Sabaton Open Air:

My Journey as a Sabaton fan

The Introduction


I once said in high school that I should have my poetic license revoked for using such flowery language. Unfortunately for you all, no such thing has occurred and I remain as flowery as my aunt's old acreage, Kickass Ranch.

This is going to be a blog series of three parts? Maybe four? Think of it like Eragon. It was supposed to be a trilogy as initially imagined by Christopher Paolini, but it eventually turned into a saga as one part had to be split into two. I don't think this will be quite so dramatic about it, if it goes that way. The plan is as follows:

  1. How I got into them
  2. My foray to Seattle
  3. Sweden! AKA the Sabaton Open Air bit.
  4. ???
  5. Profit.
I will likely do more blogging about my love of metal, including LISTICLES! dramatic noise  But don't worry, as of yet I have no sponsors so it will just be my unadulterated fuckery. If I'm to be entirely honest, the Sabaton Open Air section is the most nerve-wracking part to write as I would love to volunteer for them again, and hope that me writing about my wonderful experience won't somehow fuck up my chances for the future.

Stay tuned for my next actual post! As a side note, each blog post in this series will come with an exclusive pic of me in my battlejacket as a reward for reading through my ramblings, as well as links to buy the whole picset.

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